You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump …
You really are a snark.
You're as cuddly as an onion,
You're as charming as a shark,
You're a bad boy,
With a sleazy dark heart!
You're a blowhard, Mr. Trump!
Your heart's a heartless hole.
Your brain is full of conspiracies.
You're soul is fouled with greed,
A good mouth-scrubbing with soap
is what you need!
You're a despicable, Mr. Trump!
You have eyes that are full of lies.
You are a shameless braggadocio
Bragging all day and in your sleep,
Given the choice between you and anyone else,
I'd take any one of anyone else!
You're a gangster, Mr. Trump!
You're a bratty, wannabe rogue!
Your buf- is full of -foon.
Your face is bald- and two-,
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Cheat’n, Tweet’n, Liar!"
You're a charlatan, Mr. Trump!
You're the artful dodger of sketchy deals!
Your spoon is shiny silver
Your cannon is loosey-goosey,
Your soul is a vacant lot,
Out to lunch
Missing in action,
Dead on arrival!
You disappoint us, Mr. Trump!
How did you ever become El Presidente?
You're a cheesy fraud from the get-go,
A goofy huckster on the lam,
You're the fourth president to face impeachment,