Is it beautiful, strong, powerful, unbelievable, or perfect?
Like you’ve never seen before?
Can I take (undeserved) credit for it?
Can I put my friends in charge?
Can I put Jared in charge?
Can I build a hotel there?
Will it make me feel powerful?
Will it get me reelected?
Can I announce the decision in 280 characters?
Are the words long? Can I pronounce them?
Can I announce this decision in a yelling voice?
Can I decide without reading anything?
Will chicks be impressed?
Will it get HUGE ratings on TV?
Will Putin like it?
Will it make me money?
Can I still make my tee time?