You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump

You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump

How did we let him get this far?

You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump …
You really are a snark.
You’re as cuddly as an onion,
You’re as charming as a shark,
Mr. Trump!
You’re a bad boy,
With a sleazy dark heart!

You’re a blowhard, Mr. Trump!
Your heart’s a heartless hole.
Your brain is full of conspiracies.
You’re soul is fouled with greed,
Mr. Trump!
A good mouth-scrubbing with soap
is what you need!

You’re a despicable, Mr. Trump!
You have eyes that are full of lies.
You are a shameless braggadocio
Bragging all day and in your sleep,
Mr. Trump!
Given the choice between you and anyone else,
I’d take any one of anyone else!

You’re a gangster, Mr. Trump!
You’re a bratty, wannabe rogue!
Your buf- is full of -foon.
Your face is bald- and two-,
Mr. Trump!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
“Cheat’n, Tweet’n, Liar!”

You’re a charlatan, Mr. Trump!
You’re the artful dodger of sketchy deals!
Your spoon is shiny silver
Your cannon is loosey-goosey,
Mr. Trump!
Your soul is a vacant lot,
Out to lunch
Missing in action,
Dead on arrival!

You disappoint us, Mr. Trump!
How did you ever become El Presidente?
You’re a cheesy fraud from the get-go,
A goofy huckster on the lam,
Mr. Trump!
You’re the fourth president to face impeachment,


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